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wura's thoughts's avatar

At least,he's not Femi.

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Toochi Ogbuchimalu's avatar

Someone should start a heartbreak blog nau...all this good writing 🥺🥺

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Bubblegum🫧's avatar

Yes. Yes, you might need therapy for this healing 😭.

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Favour Ogazi's avatar

But you know this writer is on a budget.

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Debbie 💕🌸's avatar

😭😂🤣

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Averiah🦋's avatar

😂😩

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LEMON.'s avatar

This is both hilarious and touching. nwanem, sorry. ndo. John, you sef leave am na 😭

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Why Am I Even Here?'s avatar

I know we're all telling John fo go, buy if he's producing such sweet content it's like he should stay just a bit longer o 🙃.

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Favour Ogazi's avatar

Why are you even here?😂

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Why Am I Even Here?'s avatar

I don't even know 😂😭😭

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Folashade's avatar

Now I want to write my own version of this.

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Jemima's avatar

His accent is still fighting his anointing has me in tears man 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Solomon Okeuhie's avatar

John leave am o....

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Favour Ogazi's avatar

Tor! Tell him o

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John Eze's avatar

No, I'm not done with her yet!

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Favour Ogazi's avatar

I am sorry for her o😂

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Becoming Intentional's avatar

Bia nwokem, m Jide gi there ehn...

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Solomon Okeuhie's avatar

Nna, no be so o

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Hadjo's avatar

I know a John too🤣🤣🤣

My own even says "shey we are friends nah. We can keep checking on each other"

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Eby's avatar

My goodness! You write so beautifully!

And please come off it, Cranberry juice? You’re not on a budget, lmk when you get to Zobo.😂😂

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Esther Kemi's avatar

Which one is post nysc voice kwanu?

And is the "his accent still fighting his anointing" for me.

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Tess_Starr's avatar

Oh my gosh... 😂😂

Is this what heartbreak really feels like?

It's cute 😩😂😂

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Esther Kemi's avatar

You can say that again

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Nmesoma🤍's avatar

This is so good🥺

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Becoming Intentional's avatar

John, come and be going sharp sharp! 😡

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Bex's avatar

Vivid. And resonant.

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Bright Ike's avatar

I'm pretty sure if John comes knocking, she'll definitely open up

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